Time for a SMILE!!!!

A GUY GOES TO A
SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS
HER FROM.

SO
HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN
UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS

"MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I
LAID ON THE POOL TABLE. WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".


SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."