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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Monday, November 28, 2005
Make sure the Kids are in BED first!
For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"
A joke for those 56 million to enjoy!
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be out done, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there... hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people happy.
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Time for a SMILE!!!!
A GUY GOES TO A
SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS
HER FROM.
SO
HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN
UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS
"MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I
LAID ON THE POOL TABLE. WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."
SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS
HER FROM.
SO
HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN
UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS
"MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I
LAID ON THE POOL TABLE. WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."
Monday, November 21, 2005
Cell Phone Bank Robber!!!!
In the most recent heist, the woman, with sunglasses casually pushed up on her dark hair and a mobile phone at her ear, walked up to a bank teller in Ashburn, Virginia, on November 4 and opened her purse to show a handgun and a note demanding cash, said Loudoun County sheriff's spokesman Kraig Troxell.
"During the entire sequence, she was on her cell phone," Troxell said by telephone. "When we compared it with other robberies that have occurred in the area, we determined she was involved in three other robberies. ... In those cases, she was also on the cell phone."
The four jurisdictions -- Loudoun County, Prince William County, Fairfax County and the city of Vienna, Virginia -- are working together to track the suspect, circulating surveillance video to local media.
No one was injured in the robberies, and the amount taken was not disclosed. Troxell said it was unclear what role the cell phone may have played in the case.
"With the use of the cell phone, was she just trying to act nonchalant, not drawing any attention to herself? Was there anyone even on the other line? Was there an accomplice? Was she just talking to someone on the phone who may not have been aware of what she was doing, just to help her through the crime?"
Troxell said there might have been an accomplice waiting outside, or "it could be ... she was just doing it to make herself look like anybody else."
"During the entire sequence, she was on her cell phone," Troxell said by telephone. "When we compared it with other robberies that have occurred in the area, we determined she was involved in three other robberies. ... In those cases, she was also on the cell phone."
The four jurisdictions -- Loudoun County, Prince William County, Fairfax County and the city of Vienna, Virginia -- are working together to track the suspect, circulating surveillance video to local media.
No one was injured in the robberies, and the amount taken was not disclosed. Troxell said it was unclear what role the cell phone may have played in the case.
"With the use of the cell phone, was she just trying to act nonchalant, not drawing any attention to herself? Was there anyone even on the other line? Was there an accomplice? Was she just talking to someone on the phone who may not have been aware of what she was doing, just to help her through the crime?"
Troxell said there might have been an accomplice waiting outside, or "it could be ... she was just doing it to make herself look like anybody else."
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Monday, November 14, 2005
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Bad luck!!!!
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get the f*** away from me.
Rant!!!
Look we live in a world were a President can lie to his people and the people not think anything of it.
Like how they CLAIM that we went to war with IRAQ cause of that Weapons of Mass Distruction. But now we are there cause they HATE us and are mean to their people.
MAYBE they have a reason to hate USA. and what could that reason be? Would don't we find out why people hate instead of forcing our culture and believes on others. Maybe that is the reason they do not like us and this war is just going to make more Enemies.
But yet when been over there for a while now and not once have we found any. Maybe they have them but are hinding them really really well...
But who are we to judge who has WMD's when in fact we have the 2 most in the world of Nukes.
As we are going to spend billions of dollars on a new nuke bunker buster for Terrorist. But yet we can tell another country that they are NOT ALLOWED to use nuke power for engery.
And we did the USA go in to IRAQ with out the UN support. The UN was made up to Police the world NOT the USA.
******OK I am done for now. Not fired up anymore about this topic (at this point in time). Now it is time to get back to work.
Like how they CLAIM that we went to war with IRAQ cause of that Weapons of Mass Distruction. But now we are there cause they HATE us and are mean to their people.
MAYBE they have a reason to hate USA. and what could that reason be? Would don't we find out why people hate instead of forcing our culture and believes on others. Maybe that is the reason they do not like us and this war is just going to make more Enemies.
But yet when been over there for a while now and not once have we found any. Maybe they have them but are hinding them really really well...
But who are we to judge who has WMD's when in fact we have the 2 most in the world of Nukes.
As we are going to spend billions of dollars on a new nuke bunker buster for Terrorist. But yet we can tell another country that they are NOT ALLOWED to use nuke power for engery.
And we did the USA go in to IRAQ with out the UN support. The UN was made up to Police the world NOT the USA.
******OK I am done for now. Not fired up anymore about this topic (at this point in time). Now it is time to get back to work.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!
Weeeeee
OHHHHHH MY GOD IT HAS NOW KICKED IN!!!!!!!
ubring me the to your sugar master...... heheheheheh
now it time to ROCK AND OR ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahahhahahaha
Weeeeee
OHHHHHH MY GOD IT HAS NOW KICKED IN!!!!!!!
ubring me the to your sugar master...... heheheheheh
now it time to ROCK AND OR ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahahhahahaha
Monday, November 07, 2005
FUSE TV!!
DUMP
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February 22, 2026: Michael leaves Jennifer after being abducted by aliens So Jennifer always figured they were from another planet
DATE
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45%: Too many regrets - sounds crappy. Michael could use a shower once in a while. A chance of success - a small chance.
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February 22, 2026: Michael leaves Jennifer after being abducted by aliens So Jennifer always figured they were from another planet
DATE
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45%: Too many regrets - sounds crappy. Michael could use a shower once in a while. A chance of success - a small chance.
Thursday, November 03, 2005
over the years!!
Over the years, I have had many hopes dreams.
But yet I never have stood up for one thing and see it complete.
Like I wanted to be a, Video Game Designer, Movie Director, Writer, Music producer, Home Designer, Thearpy, and here recent I been getting into Polical and History. and also I like to talk about Reglion, I don't know why since I am not really a fan of it. but I love to debate about it.
I need to find something I am really passionate about and fight for it. And only it.
Instead of always ranting rambling.
I need GOALS I need a life for my child to grow into where I can support "it" and take care of the baby. but still advance my life to help those who need it and those how I can help.
I know in life I have strong Ideas on Reglion, History, Polical, and I want to help people. Its as if I need to help people. And I know I can bethere for people mentally. And the movie, writer, and music Ideas was the to show people my thoughts and Ideas and how to create new. And the Designer Idea is me wanting to help people, and to get my creativity out there. The computers (video game), again to create and to show off new Ideas. The History is there, I think cause I sleeped in History class to much, but really it is cause I want to know my country past our laws with brings me to a polical office which is where I could change and advance the area I am in and be creative. The reglion is just that. cause I am curious on how our people see relgion. Cause I am Agnostic (means open to new Ideas about relgion). I am not set in stone for one thing or the other, which I feel that allows me to grow and advance to new creativity.
Its like looking on the outside of the box.
I am and always have been a VERY OPEN MINDED PERSON, about everything.
I feel I need something in my life to express that.
Open Minded is great you have a clear mind for any and everything.
COMMENTS PLEASE!!!
But yet I never have stood up for one thing and see it complete.
Like I wanted to be a, Video Game Designer, Movie Director, Writer, Music producer, Home Designer, Thearpy, and here recent I been getting into Polical and History. and also I like to talk about Reglion, I don't know why since I am not really a fan of it. but I love to debate about it.
I need to find something I am really passionate about and fight for it. And only it.
Instead of always ranting rambling.
I need GOALS I need a life for my child to grow into where I can support "it" and take care of the baby. but still advance my life to help those who need it and those how I can help.
I know in life I have strong Ideas on Reglion, History, Polical, and I want to help people. Its as if I need to help people. And I know I can bethere for people mentally. And the movie, writer, and music Ideas was the to show people my thoughts and Ideas and how to create new. And the Designer Idea is me wanting to help people, and to get my creativity out there. The computers (video game), again to create and to show off new Ideas. The History is there, I think cause I sleeped in History class to much, but really it is cause I want to know my country past our laws with brings me to a polical office which is where I could change and advance the area I am in and be creative. The reglion is just that. cause I am curious on how our people see relgion. Cause I am Agnostic (means open to new Ideas about relgion). I am not set in stone for one thing or the other, which I feel that allows me to grow and advance to new creativity.
Its like looking on the outside of the box.
I am and always have been a VERY OPEN MINDED PERSON, about everything.
I feel I need something in my life to express that.
Open Minded is great you have a clear mind for any and everything.
COMMENTS PLEASE!!!
Strange!!
Looks like I am going through a Strang faze. I am reading the
The people's Vote really does not effect the President election. Only the Electoral vote counts (Senator and House of Reps.).
But the people vote for the Senator and the House of Reps. And they in turn vote for the public interest. but they do not need to vote in the way of the public.
The public vote only comes down if their is a tie breaker.
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So vote for the senator and House of Rep for you state that you think will vote in your states best interest.
Constitution of the United States
Pretty interesting stuff!!!!The people's Vote really does not effect the President election. Only the Electoral vote counts (Senator and House of Reps.).
But the people vote for the Senator and the House of Reps. And they in turn vote for the public interest. but they do not need to vote in the way of the public.
The public vote only comes down if their is a tie breaker.
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So vote for the senator and House of Rep for you state that you think will vote in your states best interest.
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