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Friday, May 05, 2006

GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work

Here's the idea:

For the rest of this year, DON'T purchase ANY gasoline from the two biggest companies (which now are one), EXXON and MOBIL. If they are not se lling any gas, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit.

The Rescue

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped." The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

My Car is dead!!

Wrecked: April 24, 2006 (1998 Phymouth NEON)


I was driving home from work and someone pulled out in front of me. I was going at 35-45mph. And it turned out the Lady was DRUNK. At the age of 54 you think the Lady would have known better. She was ARRESTED for 3rd DUI (3rd oh then she deserves to goto jail). I did not retain any major injuries, but the Cops suggested I go to the ER to get checked out so I did. I was in there for 2HOURS and all the Doctor did was write me up for IBUPROFEN and some muscle relaxer. Good thing I was not really hurt.

BUT NOW I AM CAR LESS.






I Guess I have to work on my 2000 Hyundai Tiburon (the one I blew the engine in, and replaced last year). It failed inspection for No Passanger side Mirror and a bad Dent on the back side of the
wheel (rim). This is why I love cell phones, If I was on one then I would not have fallen a sleep
at the wheel. ANYWHO... I got that all fixed and went to take it again and GUESS WHAT
it FAILD AGAIN, this time for broken brake hose on the Driver Side. So I fixed that and we shall soo see if it passes this weekend.