Political Humor

Bill Clinton, John Kerry, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a

small Central American country. Bill Clinton is first placed against the

wall, and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells,

Earthquake!" The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the

wall and escapes in the confusion.

John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is

reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before the

order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!" Again, the squad falls

apart and Kerry slips over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is

thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop

over the wall." As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised

in his direction, he grins his famous smirk and yells, "Fire!"